Danish Handshake - Ass Tulip Fisting


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Velkommen hen til Danmark

Never shake hands with a Danish guy.



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遗精王子   Beijing,  China

12:24pm on Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

斯巴达了

qyuzmy   Chaoyang,  China

9:54am on Thursday, January 28th, 2010 

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刘骞   Jinan,  China

5:16pm on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 

爽死了

wenwba   Harbin,  China

1:56pm on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

哈哈爽死了吧

steven   Guangzhou,  China

8:57am on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010 

cool...

shaking   Chongqing,  China

11:07am on Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 

````cool -.;-

Tea   Chongqing,  China

7:58pm on Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 

Awesome Tempo

~The HUGE Sideshow~   Scranton,  United States

10:09pm on Saturday, December 12th, 2009 

~FECAL Suave~ Here! They do it like that in Craigslist's Rants n Raves for Albuquerque, New Mexico too!
Someday EVERYONE here in Taiwan will be doing it, with their TINY stiff Pee-Pee's in hand.

~The HUGE Sideshow~   Brea,  United States

9:56pm on Saturday, December 12th, 2009 

That's how it's done in DENMARK!

cdpiqc   Australia,  Australia

5:19am on Thursday, November 19th, 2009 

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716-804-1372   Niagara Falls,  United States

1:50am on Monday, November 9th, 2009 

I'm xx is this is one of the hottest things in the world

whut thu fuck?   Location unknown,  

9:45am on Monday, October 19th, 2009 

i hate the internet, but i cant look away

kayna24   Martinsburg,  United States

3:51pm on Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 

i couldnt imagine bein so big down there that a fist can get in there...its hurts me with just two fingers, shit, u only get one pussy and ass hole, there aint no fixing it...so id advise not breaking it

mfgnav   Australia,  Australia

8:49am on Friday, August 7th, 2009 

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ylqugw   Guangzhou,  China

12:16am on Sunday, July 26th, 2009 

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paul.canada   Toronto,  Canada

11:07pm on Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 

why dont you write a letter to the world and kill your self right after?

Ilic GAY   Vienna,  Austria

1:49pm on Monday, July 6th, 2009 

I am gay and now i am so fucking horny i love dicks still!

wow gold   Hangzhou,  China

2:43am on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Some people post a dozen blog comments and link back
to their homepage using a single anchor text link

IT   Jamaica,  United States

6:56pm on Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 

came

darm-vriend   Berlin,  Germany

8:21pm on Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

nice

boarfb   Peking,  China

4:45pm on Monday, April 20th, 2009 

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Rune denmark   Vejen,  Denmark

9:42pm on Friday, March 20th, 2009 

Yes i am so happy now..

Michael Reina   Cedar Park,  United States

10:33pm on Wednesday, March 11th, 2009 

I've never been more turned on in my life.

Richard Tyler   Austin,  United States

9:52pm on Monday, March 9th, 2009 

I fist myself while watching this video

airwriterjff   Harrisonburg,  United States

3:27am on Saturday, March 7th, 2009 

WTF WATCH WAT COME OUT OF HER ASS
AND IF U LOOK IN THE BAKGROUND U SEE HER SUKING COCK

uaithq   Guangzhou,  China

6:48pm on Friday, February 13th, 2009 

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ypqhjo   Peking,  China

3:55pm on Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 

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dlvjyw   Guangzhou,  China

11:44am on Monday, February 9th, 2009 

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Norway dude   Sortland,  Norway

4:29pm on Saturday, February 7th, 2009

This is exactly what reminds me when i'm think about denmark :S

lol   Denmark,  Denmark

10:11pm on Friday, January 16th, 2009 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pop Rocks   Houston,  United States

1:33am on Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 

This is why you should NEVER have a baby, if you value your tightness.

want to sex with you   Shenzhen,  China

8:10pm on Friday, January 2nd, 2009 

who wants to get a fat man?wants to
made a friendship with someone .hope of one gay
QQ441583012

Steve   Cicero,  United States

2:57pm on Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 

That is soooo freakin gross, YUCK !

Kvnt   Farum,  Denmark

7:04pm on Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 

Det er noget pis.

Rasmus Lage Esbjerg   Esbjerg,  Denmark

2:20pm on Saturday, November 15th, 2008 

I LOVE MEATSPIN!

vnhgdr   Hangzhou,  China

8:37pm on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

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aikihq   Hangzhou,  China

8:36pm on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

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kid bengala   Campinas,  Brazil

12:20pm on Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

é a AYLA MIA!!!!

Wow.....   Long Beach,  United States

4:47am on Monday, September 29th, 2008

His fist looks stuck in there lol

junior   Worcester,  United States

5:05pm on Thursday, September 11th, 2008 

what the fuck i bet she could fit someone foot in that bitch

Violet   Minneapolis,  United States

5:29am on Monday, September 1st, 2008 

lmfao she got her ass pounded so much that happened? ahahaha

Shit!   Bath,  United Kingdom

4:36pm on Sunday, August 31st, 2008 

That is just fucking wrong it aint ment to come out !

The red thing up her ass   Melbourne,  Australia

5:29pm on Saturday, August 30th, 2008 

See that red thing up her ass. That's me. I'm going to fucking get you all.

whitesloveniggers   Murfreesboro,  United States

1:13pm on Saturday, August 30th, 2008 

zooooooooooop!

Thomas   Aarhus,  Denmark

9:57am on Saturday, August 30th, 2008 

I Am danish and i approve of this message. This is exactly how you do a handshake in denmark

John Doe   Utrecht,  Netherlands

6:44am on Saturday, August 30th, 2008 

I'm just interested in the name of the girl lol..
Who is this actress? She seriously needs to see a doctor to fix that gap :D

Anonymous   Calgary,  Canada

9:07am on Friday, August 29th, 2008 

A++

WOULD WATCH AGAIN

elcamino13   Lummen,  Belgium

8:24am on Friday, August 29th, 2008 

i'm doing this now

Karsten   Nerang,  Australia

2:11am on Friday, August 29th, 2008 

I like much

Anders   Fredericia,  Denmark

1:22am on Friday, August 29th, 2008 

Im danish and this is true


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