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Janisa   
Reykjav�k,  Iceland

4:57pm on Friday, October 7th, 2011 

Kudos! What a neat way of tinkhnig about it.

Momo   
Santa Fe,  Argentina

2:27pm on Saturday, July 16th, 2011 

OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

MAWFLEPLE   
Kiev,  Ukraine

3:46am on Thursday, June 23rd, 2011 

topic

test

check

Nicole McKelvey   
Toronto,  Canada

10:10am on Thursday, June 16th, 2011 

My daughter's birthday surprise: I ate beans and cabbage all day, baked a nice birthday cake. Then I dropped trows and exposed myself to my xx year old daughter, Haley. She was distraught and called out "OMG MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" She knew someth... read more »

SlilsIllith   
Location unknown,  

5:39pm on Sunday, June 12th, 2011 

Предлагаем вашему вниманию лучшие футболки рунета

David Bro   
Lexington Park,  United States

5:34pm on Saturday, May 7th, 2011

Inxs - Devil Inside

gmgxlo   
Location unknown,  

7:22am on Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 

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Zentric   
Mexico,  Mexico

9:33am on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Who is this song?

badmann   
Location unknown,  

3:03pm on Friday, December 10th, 2010 

love it

rasiay   
Beijing,  China

10:37pm on Tuesday, October 26th, 2010 

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FlowerJume   
Brussels,  Belgium

3:28pm on Thursday, August 26th, 2010 

You are giving flowers?

llmnky   
Guangzhou,  China

5:34am on Monday, July 26th, 2010 

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ashpmp   
Guangzhou,  China

9:04pm on Monday, June 14th, 2010 

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Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

6:54pm on Monday, June 7th, 2010

peekaboo :D

gjhwbc   
Peking,  China

8:04am on Thursday, April 15th, 2010 

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遗精王子   
Beijing,  China

12:24pm on Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

斯巴达了

qyuzmy   
Chaoyang,  China

9:54am on Thursday, January 28th, 2010 

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刘骞   
Jinan,  China

5:16pm on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 

爽死了

wenwba   
Harbin,  China

1:56pm on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

哈哈爽死了吧

steven   
Guangzhou,  China

8:57am on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010 

cool...

shaking   
Chongqing,  China

11:07am on Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 

````cool -.;-

Tea   
Chongqing,  China

7:58pm on Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 

Awesome Tempo

~The HUGE Sideshow~   
Scranton,  United States

10:09pm on Saturday, December 12th, 2009 

~FECAL Suave~ Here! They do it like that in Craigslist's Rants n Raves for Albuquerque, New Mexico too!
Someday EVERYONE here in Taiwan will be doing it, with their TINY stiff Pee-Pee's in hand.

~The HUGE Sideshow~   
Brea,  United States

9:56pm on Saturday, December 12th, 2009 

That's how it's done in DENMARK!

cdpiqc   
Australia,  Australia

5:19am on Thursday, November 19th, 2009 

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716-804-1372   
Niagara Falls,  United States

1:50am on Monday, November 9th, 2009 

I'm xx is this is one of the hottest things in the world

whut thu fuck?   
Location unknown,  

9:45am on Monday, October 19th, 2009 

i hate the internet, but i cant look away

kayna24   
Martinsburg,  United States

3:51pm on Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 

i couldnt imagine bein so big down there that a fist can get in there...its hurts me with just two fingers, shit, u only get one pussy and ass hole, there aint no fixing it...so id advise not breaking it

mfgnav   
Australia,  Australia

8:49am on Friday, August 7th, 2009 

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ylqugw   
Guangzhou,  China

12:16am on Sunday, July 26th, 2009 

etsqyuuzlsvaemcmcspdmbojuuguau

paul.canada   
Toronto,  Canada

11:07pm on Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 

why dont you write a letter to the world and kill your self right after?

Ilic GAY   
Vienna,  Austria

1:49pm on Monday, July 6th, 2009 

I am gay and now i am so fucking horny i love dicks still!

wow gold   
Hangzhou,  China

2:43am on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Some people post a dozen blog comments and link back
to their homepage using a single anchor text link

IT   
Jamaica,  United States

6:56pm on Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 

came

darm-vriend   
Berlin,  Germany

8:21pm on Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

nice

boarfb   
Peking,  China

4:45pm on Monday, April 20th, 2009 

ckrxfmgpgmfnwjgsatkpueajrolgsp

Rune denmark   
Vejen,  Denmark

9:42pm on Friday, March 20th, 2009 

Yes i am so happy now..

Michael Reina   
Cedar Park,  United States

10:33pm on Wednesday, March 11th, 2009 

I've never been more turned on in my life.

Richard Tyler   
Austin,  United States

9:52pm on Monday, March 9th, 2009 

I fist myself while watching this video

airwriterjff   
Harrisonburg,  United States

3:27am on Saturday, March 7th, 2009 

WTF WATCH WAT COME OUT OF HER ASS
AND IF U LOOK IN THE BAKGROUND U SEE HER SUKING COCK

uaithq   
Guangzhou,  China

6:48pm on Friday, February 13th, 2009 

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ypqhjo   
Peking,  China

3:55pm on Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 

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dlvjyw   
Guangzhou,  China

11:44am on Monday, February 9th, 2009 

kjtkvhybmqbtyrnuhedofjgrulnaqr

Norway dude   
Sortland,  Norway

4:29pm on Saturday, February 7th, 2009

This is exactly what reminds me when i'm think about denmark :S

lol   
Denmark,  Denmark

10:11pm on Friday, January 16th, 2009 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pop Rocks   
Houston,  United States

1:33am on Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 

This is why you should NEVER have a baby, if you value your tightness.

want to sex with you   
Shenzhen,  China

8:10pm on Friday, January 2nd, 2009 

who wants to get a fat man?wants to
made a friendship with someone .hope of one gay
QQ441583012

Steve   
Cicero,  United States

2:57pm on Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 

That is soooo freakin gross, YUCK !

Kvnt   
Farum,  Denmark

7:04pm on Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 

Det er noget pis.

Rasmus Lage Esbjerg   
Esbjerg,  Denmark

2:20pm on Saturday, November 15th, 2008 

I LOVE MEATSPIN!


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